Hilariously Stupid Science Questions: Round 3
If love is blind, should I be worried that I can see my wife?
How far does light travel in dog years?
Since penguins wear little tuxedos, why don't they simply take them off and wash them when there's an oil spill?
If 666 is Satan's number, does that make 25.8069758011 the root of all evil?
Will Curiosity kill all of the cats on Mars?
If anions are negative and cations are positive, what charge are onions?
Why are research drugs only tested on blind patients?
Who repairs the sound barrier?
How did they get the Mississippi River to line up EXACTLY to the state border?
I got Laser-eye surgery a month ago, but I still can't shoot lasers out of my eyes. Should I get a refund?
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